
And now at long last, here's the final part of this weird, but fun review of a Mummy movie!
If you'd like to read Part Three, just click here.

So while the townsfolk follow Tom who’s following Toto a small dog who seems to understand English and acts like Lassie, Yousef Bey Carradine gives the still sleeping Amina a drink of tana tea. And Kharis the Mummy cries, “Hey! That’s my tea, bitch!” Okay, not really. But he does go nuts and kill Carradine, who falls conveniently out a window so people can find him.

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Tom arrives at the raised shack and like an idiot tries to take on the Mummy who’s descending the stairs with Amina/Ananka draped in his arms. No, wait! That was later after he tossed Tom to the ground, went back upstairs, and snuck down a ladder with Ananka/Amina draped in his arms, while the mob throng of residents close in on the shack’s front door. Is this the World’s Most Nimble Mummy or what?


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Then Kharis clumps off to a nearby swamp, where it appears Massachusetts most closely resembles Florida. Tom watches in horror as Mummy Kharis enters the swamp, while Amina/Ananka’s face shrivels like it has “shrinkage”.

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They both sink together in the muck. And with the crowd in the background, the Sheriff or someone tells Tom, “Well, kid. Guess that’s the breaks, huh?”
